I am too mean to try to makes these available on the Apple Store as they demand a subscription and almost certainly won’t let me host them anyway, so it’s android only. Both these apps were originally hosted on the Google Playstore until Google threw me off either because they didn’t appreciate the joke or because no one downloaded the apps. So now I host them myself which means you the user have to allow your device to download and run them.
If you trust me the downloads are here
https://gravityisahat.co.uk/android/tie.apk
https://gravityisahat.co.uk/android/visor.apk
These apps do more-or-less nothing. They don’t require you to register, they don’t try to sell you anything, they don’t steal your data, they don’t track you, they don’t have any bugs (well I don’t really know if that is true, but seeing as they don’t really do anything I would be surprised), they don’t require updating, feeding, putting outside at night, watering, exercising or taking for walks. Nor do they expect anybody to like it, review it, link to it, recommend it, sponsor it, download it or actually to use it.
THEY ARE ‘UNUSELESS’
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Download your Unuseless Tie for Android NOW –
no wait…
first discover how useful your new Unuseless Tie will be in this real life story above
Get Unuseless Tie
https://gravityisahat.co.uk/android/tie.apk
don’t get caught again without a TIE because that can be embarrassing particularly if you have booked a really posh restaurant and they just won’t let you in without a TIE and you have a boy or a girl on your arm and they have been looking forward and everybody starts to laugh so you say to yourself next time i must have my Unuseless TIE with me.Chris Newell made this but feel free to exploit it in any way you fancy – good luck!
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